"Order! Order! The meeting of the Elimination of Vile Imitation League, or EVIL, is now in session," said the black-cloaked #1 to his collective. "#34, please read the minutes from our last meeting,"

#34 cleared his throat, and said, "#67 called for an attire reforming since we look a little bit like Organization XIII from Kingdom Hearts 2,"

"Yeah! Even the slightest resemblance means no creativity!" shouted #21 from the crowd.

"The second minute was to introduce a law to Congress to make all fanfare illegal, so writers and artists would have to make up their own work," said #34, "I'm sorry to say...they didn't even bother to take the suggestion,"

"BUNCH OF STUPID POLITICIANS!!!" shouted #50.

"We also all send flame-criticisms to Oda, since he puts similar things in One Piece that were in Akira Toriyama's works," said #34.

"Yeah, he's nothing more than a copycat bastard who can't come up with his own ideas!" shouted #45, before the crowd started getting frantic.

"Order! Order! What are we? A bunch of Mary Sus and Gary Stus?!!!" shouted #1, slamming his gavel.

"Uh, should you be even using a gavel? It's too much like court," said #56.

#1 looked at his gavel and went, "You're right," With that, he threw the gavel out the window.

"OW!!! My head!" shouted a man's voice from outside, below the window.

"Get that guy! He ripped off someone's joke!" shouted #1 to #15 and #60.

"Which joke?" asked #15.

"How should I know?!!! I just got a gut feeling he's copying catting someone else's work!" shouted #1. With that, #15 and #60. "Now for current business. Does anyone have any suggestions for our further works in eliminating even the slightess resemblance in mediums?"

"I think we need to change our member organization system. We're too much like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer joined the Stonecutters. We're also ripping off the Kids Next Door show," said #9.

"I second that!" went #12.

"Good. Anything else?" asked #1.

"I vote we pull to rip out Sephiroth, Dante, and the Hulk from all mediums and get their further usage all banned," said #77. "Sephiroth clearly rips off Kekfa; even they look completely different, have different mentalities and are both the property of Square-Enix, Sephiroth should not exist since Kekfa already serves as the crazy humanity-destruction god-like being, once human,"

"Yeah! It's more like Sucky-roth, since he's slightly ripping off Kefka!" shouted #10.

"Now to continue. Dante must be removed, because Inuyasha already exists. Clearly Dante's creator ripped off Rumiko Takahashi by creating a white-haired half-demon, born of a human mother and a demon father. He even dared to give Dante a brother out to kill him!" shouted #77.

"How dare he copy so much! Even though Dante lives in a more modern society, fights completly different, does not have a group, and that his brother is a twin, while Inuyasha's brother is a half-brother!" shouted #38.

"As for the Hulk, even though he is Marvel's creation and Superman is that of DC, he clearly rips off Superman, just because the're superpowerful heros with super strength," said #77.

"YEAH!!! NO RESEMBLANCE, NOT EVEN BY CONCIDENCE!!!" shouted #80.

"Ok, now to close this meeting, let us chant the poem of EVIL," said #1, before they all began to chant.

All creativity must be original.
Whether it be famous or just some guy's work on the web.
There must never be any resemblance of any kind, no matter how little or how concidental.
To have even one bit of resemblance means the creator is a Mary Su or a Gary Stu.
And neither one has any talent in anything.

Suddenly, the quiet halls were filled with the song, "The One-Winged Angel,"

"What's going on?" asked #1.

#74 ran to a spy hole, and said, "Oh no! We're under attack by a crazed fan-legion!"

"What? Again?" asked #16, before he got slapped by #10.

"How dare you use someone's else's joke!" shouted #10, before he got slapped by #13.

"And how dare you slap someone like Moe from the Three Stooges! In fact, I should slap myself for doing the same!" shouted #13, before she slapped herself.

"Which fan legion is it?" asked #2.

"It's the Sephiroth fan-boy and fan-girl collective! Apparently, one of them heard the Sucky-roth comment and now the're all at war with us!" shouted #74, before they all scattered, running around aimlessly.

"Order! Order!" shouted #1, slamming his hand onto his desk, making him realized he wasn't holding his gavel anymore. "Stop ripping someone else's joke!!!"

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end like this?" asked #39, before he was hit over the head.